My kids are driving me nuts today! I'm an elevator and they're pushing all my buttons - stopping on every floor and laughing (mwha ha ha ha). And they've turned the pacifying Musak off by shoving some coins into my car's CD player. They're little devils, I tell ya. Must . . . find . . . quiet.
Time to mow the lawn.
ReplyDeleteLol - indeed. And the neighbor's.
ReplyDeletekeep breathing. This too will pass!
ReplyDeletePaul and I say, "They're poking me in the eye with sticks!" I like the elevator metaphor.
ReplyDeleteJaymarie you read my mind.
Slow and deep breathing is definitely a start. When you find your hands forming the choke hold (inadvertantly, of course) just rest them by your sides and er... Can't help you dude.
"Poking me in the eyes with sticks" - hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHmm, I wonder what five kids would be like.
Lord of the Flies?
ReplyDeletelol - Berkhimer, that's so funny! I imagine you're right.
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