The unthinkable happened tonight. We were eating pizza, God's greatest food-gift to mankind, and the yellow-haired child turned up her nose at it.
"It's wucky!" she said.
"Excuse me?" I threatened.
"I don't want dat. It's wucky!" she said
"You'd better watch it, young lady," I said, "or it'll come to fisticuffs."
The door slammed as she walked outside. I turned to my wife, "Whose child is she, Woman?"
Wucky? That is adorable.
ReplyDeleteAre we looking at a two year old?
I am loving her bling and her hair is pretty with a little sass.
She looks confident of her assessment of the pizza, but philosphical rather than judgmental.
Sagacious.
P.S. I liked the storytelling too.
ReplyDeleteHey, Alison. That is a great description of our two year old. She is all sass and bling. She started hmph-ing a while back when you tell her something, which we are desperately trying to break her of and enjoy all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI obviously didn't read the title of the post, "It takes two..." when I asked if the little pretty was two.
ReplyDeletePrayed for your interview. Hope it went well.