Sunday, March 25, 2007

Church Signs

Please, if you're going to invest in a sign for your church, restrict its use to information or Scripture, preferably something that raises readers' hearts toward heaven.

I saw each of these signs in the past 24 hours. The spring weather is making for some frisky pastors:

If God Had a Refrigerator
Your Picture Would Be on It

.....

If You Want to Make
A Monkey of Yourself
Believe in Evolution

.....

Jesus
Was the Boss
On the Cross

.....

If God Is in Your Heart
Please Notify Your Face

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2 comments:

  1. ScottB3/25/2007 5:26 PM

    My favorite sign ever was more of a midsummer thing. Some enterprising pastor wanted to communicate what made his congregation distinctive from the other half a dozen or so along the same street. His message?

    "We have air conditioning."

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  2. truevyne3/26/2007 8:25 PM

    "Sign broken. Message inside."

    At the end of my country street sits a little country church with a name which is entirely too long. They constantly have messages on the order of "dust on your Bible/sin in your heart."

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