I find it utterly humiliating to be pulled over by a police officer. In Saturday's case, it was for speeding ... and having an expired registration. Now I was going 69 mph in a 55-mph-zone, but it was late, there were no cars on the road, it ought to be 65 on this highway anyway, and everyone goes between 62 and 65 mph through there. I was hoping he wouldn't give me the ticket. I have a flawless record. Excuse me, I had a flawless record. I just wasn't paying attention. And the registration thing is a problem, but my wife sent the state a check about five weeks ago - we just haven't heard back from them yet.
So there it is. Now you know I'm a sinner just like you. Cheers, you dirty bastards.
