Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label American Idol. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Decidedly Offensive Post Follows. Do Not Read.

American Idol 2007 is nearly over.

Then Bette Midler wanders out onto the stage to sing "that song." Now some crap bothers me. And "Wind beneath My Wings" is a big hunk of that crap.

I was in college when this song was released by ... Miss M. I despised it even before radio continued, with unabated enthusiasm, to torture us with it. I still start awake some nights remembering the years lost to it.

*shudders*

So I began to think how some artists must simply want to open a vein when a song like "Wind Beneath My Wings" begins to connect with millions of sentimentalists out there. And keeps connecting as the decades pass.

I mean, I have my mawkish moments. Guilty as charged. But if I wrote something, well, that saccharine (and I might), and if it became a blockbuster (as that song has), then I'd be forced to make a retraction (after making a few million): "I didn't mean it. I apologize for all the pain and suffering I've caused." And break into "The Rose."

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Pretty Boy's on Notice

American Idol: Jon Bon Jovi night. The show begins with clips of Bon Jovi, and the four-and-a-half-year-old-yellow-haired child sitting next to me on the couch says quietly and soberly, "That guy sure looks gorgeous to me."