Laura was heading to a conference today, so I had to drive Sophie in to school this morning. Laura pulled out first, but we basically left at the same time. She called me five minutes down the road.
"Hey," I said.
"Hey, I have a sexy man behind me in a white van."
I looked around and her Jeep was nowhere in sight. "Oh really?" I said.
"Uh huh," she said.
Then I spotted her a quarter of a mile up the road. I said, "You don't, by any chance, mean the white van that's tailgating you, do you?"
"Uh huh," she said in her oh-so-sultry voice.
"Well that sexy man ain't me, Baby. I'm the white van behind that white van."
This past month a local church put up a new message on their sign out front. It makes me chuckle every time I pass it.
& Enjoy Much"