Just When You Thought It Was Safe

Ross has sent a meme my way, to better torment me . . . I mean, know me.

5 things I plan to do before I die:
(Though many may scoff, and scorn me with a great scorn.)

• Write at least one book
  
• Create greater unity within the church
  
• Finish reading War and Peace
  
• Fully enjoy my family
  
• Hold my grandbabies

5 things I can do:
(most days)

• Write/Read
  
• Teach/Learn
  
• Put off till tomorrow what needs to be done today
  
• Put bows in my daughters' hair
  
• Cook

5 things I cannot do:
(. . . well, ever)

• Walk away from a perfectly good pizza
  
• Fix a car
  
• Watch an entire baseball game
  
• Kill a bug without feeling remorse (unless they are biting or stinging, or thinking about either)
  
• Say goodbye

5 things that attract me to other people:
(I just like these kinds of people.)

• Compassion
  
• Kindness
  
• Grace
  
• Humor
  
• Words, words, words

5 things I say most often:

• Where's your mother?
  
• Sophie! Anna! Avery! Will! Laura!
  
• I'm tired.
  
• Be nice.
  
• I don't know.

5 celebrity crushes:
(I do not have said crushes. But if I did, here are five that spring to mind.)

• Audrey Hepburn
  
• Catherine Zeta-Jones
  
• Halle Berry
  
• Ziyi Zhang
  
• Alison Krauss

5 people I want to do this:
(Though I know some won't because they are morally opposed to memes.)

• Alison
  
• Reid
  
• Meg
  
• Sherry C
  
• Andy