Church Signs

Please, if you're going to invest in a sign for your church, restrict its use to information or Scripture, preferably something that raises readers' hearts toward heaven.

I saw each of these signs in the past 24 hours. The spring weather is making for some frisky pastors:

If God Had a Refrigerator
Your Picture Would Be on It

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If You Want to Make
A Monkey of Yourself
Believe in Evolution

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Jesus
Was the Boss
On the Cross

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If God Is in Your Heart
Please Notify Your Face