I have lived a good life, except for all that horrible sin. But, in spite of the sin, perhaps even because of it, there is a crown waiting for me. One day soon, it will be mine. "Yay-us, it shale be mahn!" Can I get a witness? I said, can I get a witness!
Cheryl just called from Dr. Kordsmeier's office, she said she'd be my witness. But it will cost me about a grand on Memorial Day and end my root canal ordeal.