Sometimes I can barely keep myself from laughing when around my kids. The yellow-haired child, for instance, had a mouth full of watermelon Bubblicious and she told me her tooth had just come out (her oldest sister has two front wobbly teeth). When I told her it didn't, she leaned back, threw her arms wide, and shook her head; her eyes were wide open, and her speech was a little slurred from the preposterous wad of gum - "Not yet?" she said. She looked totally wasted.