Dad Is Great | Green Poo

The children ate cheesecake for breakfast.

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The boy was dirty. I took him to the bed to change his diaper and the little girl followed. She sat on the bed, crisscross-applesauce.

"What are you doing?" I said.

"I want to watch," She said.

I raised an eyebrow and opened the diaper. Green poo the size of a baseball lay in the soft Luvs cradle. The girl began gagging.

She said, "I can't look!"

I said, "That's my boy!"