On Differentiating between the Sexes

Shimmering Lights Little Mermaid

"She has big boodies," Avery began, explaining to Will that the mermaid was indeed a mermaid. "She has long hair," she said, caressing the glistening lengths. "And she has a fin. That's how you can tell she's a girl."

"Na! Me(r)hmah!" Will, uh, countered.